turf

n. formal name being Cannabis Sativa; a plant containg tetrahydracannibonol, more commonly known as THC, the active ingredient which provides an existential like state of cosmic interaction known as being high. Several different varieties exist, inclduing Sativa and Indica. The physical qualities include tiny red/brown hairs and a white crystalline powder coating.


other names:
mary jane, marijuana,weed,grass, herb, ganja, buddha, pottery, herbal refreshment.
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bobby(to his stoner friend)-"yo i was on turf yesterday and i was so fucking blitz up out of this world!"

(stonerfriend)-doood it sounds like you were totally blitz yooo

mom-"whats turf honey?"

bobby-"its just fake grass, duh you stupid fucking bitch ass"

she never knows!!=o

by spreaddisshitnigguh March 21, 2009

Turf

dank weed

"hey lisa simpson, u wanna come smoke sum turf with the brothers?"

by froletoad January 18, 2017

Turf

n. Any girl that deserves or earns little respect. Usually these girls are ready and willing to go home with you from a drinking establishment approximately 10 minutes after hearing the alert of "Last Call". Any loud or annoying girl that refuses to leave you alone or shut up, this behavior is commonly associated with, but not restricted to, drinking (origin: Late Night Turf Hoe).

I was so drunk I don't even remember what that turf I took home last night looked like.

by Dean Sticky February 25, 2003

turf

dancing,not krunk.tha sikist kinda of dance.wit beats that go hard.yee

i was,turf strollin down tha block,i was blunk rollin tryin to find a place to roc.

by thizzlle wiggle January 10, 2008

Turfed

When a women drags her hairy vagina all over your face.

She turfed me until my face was raw.

by Shadeveil October 21, 2009

turf

to reject someone or something. usually used when someone blanks someone in a conversation

1) dude you should have murked anna when she turfed you. she was bare harsh!
2) this homie in the cut last night offered me a gram for a dives, but i aint fallin for that shit.

by Judge Fudge September 8, 2008

turf

A person or thing that is so utterly crappy and a complete waste of space can be described as being "turf."

Your mom is turf.

Steelers? Yea more like turf.

by barfolomew06 October 19, 2006