Turduckin

To use the trifecto of the drugs soma, hydrocodone, and marijuana to achieve the "duck dance" (being really fucked up) and talk about it in front of others without anyone knowing what the hell you're talking about.

"What's up bro, you trying to do the duck dance?" ' "Hell yeah I'm down for some turduckin."

by DemonOfDisdain March 1, 2015

turdicle

A tiny particle of poo that flies around after you flush.

Although the toothbrush was kept over 15 feet away from the toilet, close study revealed large amounts of turdicles on it. In fact, turdicles are known to travel over great distances and there's a fat chance you're breathing them in right now.

by Grrrrt June 10, 2009

turducken

1) (n) An American Thanksgiving holiday culinary grotesque: Consists of a chicken, stuffed into a duck, progressively stuffed into a turkey and baked. Provides hours of entertainment in the form of waiting for the sucker to finish cooking and enough sandwich meat to last through The Apocalypse.

2) (n) Any obese human that will set upon a buffet like a plague of locusts, stripping said buffet of all edible material, leaving only the garnish, the decorative toothpicks, and the sweaty cheese cubes from earlier in the day.

3) (n) Any plan that is unnecessarily complicated or futile. Used as a simile.

1) "Time for the Cowboys/Redskins game, is the turducken done yet?"

2) "Uh oh, better hit the foodline before turducken over there strips that bitch."

3) Jeff: "I'll be swapping out this small-block, V8 for an straight six."
Dale: "Baking up a turducken are we?"
Jeff: "What?"
Dale: "Sounds like fun."

by Chumbucket October 31, 2006

Turdicane

When you come home and pets have pissed and turded inside

I got home and found a Turdicane about.

by AKsalmonslayer September 11, 2012

turducken

deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing

by Anonymous July 25, 2003

Turducken

A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.

A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.

Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.

Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.

by nepalunaris December 7, 2016

Turdicken

When John Madden sticks his erect penis in a chicken that is stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey.

John Madden screamed "Boom" while performing a turdicken

by Bamf Hossyuk March 23, 2011