turdick

Somone who randomly gets mad for no reason during casual, calm conversation.

God, Mike, you yell for no reason, you are such a turdick!

by Ronche December 8, 2005

turdiculate

turd ic ulate (n) the microscopic particles of a turd that give a fart that distinctive aroma.

Sandy walked into a cloud of turdiculates left by Taint.

by Taint and Sandy August 3, 2007

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Turdface

One with turd on there face.{may or may not have turd on thier face}

You've got turd on your face, you turdface.

by Trent Ren September 18, 2006

Turdback

When you need to take a dump, but you hold it instead. It goes away for a while and when it comes back the urge is stronger than before.

I held it long enough to make it go away but now I've got turdback.

by Steven Schwebel March 31, 2008

Turdicate

Like a turnicate to block blood from an area the turdicate is when you tighten your belt as far as you can to stop a turd coming out. It is usually used when you need to take a dump but something of importance is happening. It can also be used mid-dump so you get up and do it so it doesn't bother you. It can be risky though, sometimes it squeezes the crap out.

Guy 1: 'Dude where were you, you were nearly late'

Guy 2: 'I know i was taking a shit when i realised what time it was. I hat to turdicate it off'

by Orgasmic Wafro February 25, 2010

Turdicken

The act of diving on to ones table during a traditional feast where turkey is served, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas, and doing so while bare ass naked and spearing the pheasant with your dick then proceeding to slide off the table and run out the door with the turkey still attached to your erect penis.

e.g. Uncle Tom pulled a turdicken last Thanksgiving and gave grams a heart attack.
e.g. In order to join the SAE fraternity, John was required to perform a turdicken at one of the sorority houses on campus during the holiday bra bash.

by Quasiboner December 27, 2014