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turbo shits 

When you sit down on the toilet and the gas builds up like an enigne's turbo spooling up and then all the boost comes at once blowing your shit everywhere!
"The chili I ate last evening gave me the turbo shits so bad it was blowing out under the toilet seat."
turbo shits by FRANEIGH September 5, 2006

turbo splooge

When you run full speed at a girl while jerking off and when your about to splooge you jump and mega thrust as your splooging right into her face this will take skill and practice but if acheived will smack her right in the face at full speed and fuck her day up. plus you will laugh
hahah max i just gave that dumb bitch the turbo splooge and knocked her off the couch she might be blind.
turbo splooge by andrewp November 20, 2007

Turbo Shandy

A Drink made from a half of Stella and half a Smirnoff ice, created by a 2 fat pricks from Bradford.
Bob and chunk love a Turbo shandy..
Turbo Shandy by No divvys September 19, 2020

turbo shandy

turbo shandy by Callum May 23, 2003

turbo stds 

The mega stds. Once infected a victim will cry sexual fluids out of their anus. There is no knoe cure and it mostly affects midgets.
"Oh shit, the midget gave me turbo stds!"

Turbo Soup

When you need an energy boost and a good ol' regular chicken soup doesn't cut it, you may try adding some speed (amphetamine) to your soup for that EXTRA oomph.

There's also a gourmet turbo soup that uses cocaine instead of amphetamines.

You can also make turbo coffee, turbo choccy milk, turbo anything - just make sure you put enough uppers in it.
Why are you so hyped, did ya eat turbo soup for breakfast?
Turbo Soup by svamenzi April 28, 2021