Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

Tafting

The act of swiping or wiping a vagina on an object.

Shall we go Tafting today?

by Klutzzz9 April 18, 2011

tuftin

The hottest most sexy guy you will ever see he will make ur jaw drop to the floor. he is so hot you will just want to fuck him so hard. he is in love with matigan kellar.

tuftin is so fucking hot

by Tuftin September 25, 2021

tusting

The act of being tasty.

Damnn Karl looking mad tusting right now.

by Globrlheckr February 4, 2022

Tofting

The act of being smothered (or smothering) under (or with) the buttock cheeks, anus and scrotum / labia of a fellow participant in some sort frothy sex play. Named after Danish Footballer Stig Tofting during his FIFA World Cup outing of 2002 who was a bullish no-nonsense type who's brutalisit appearance suggested he might be partial to a bit of "Tofting" himself.

In practice, the Toftee is positioned under the Tofter's "junk", inserting his or her nose into the rectal cavity, with mouth pressed firmly against the pre-genital fatty tisue. This causes the Toftee to be smothered and starved of oxygen, aiding in the additional practice of erotic asyphixiation.

Subtle variations of Tofting can involve "humiliation" by the controlled release of flatus, "poop games", "clamping" and "stuffing".

Harry and Meghan frequently relaxed by indulging in a spot of Tofting. Megan usually Tofted the young ex-royal, and occasionally added some extra frisson by inviting celebrity friends such as Divine, Sir Elton John, and Butterbean to join in.

Or:

Pats Fan: "Wow, Brandon Moore totally just Tofted Mark Sanchez"

Jets fan: "I hate my life!"

by Cap'n Stevie February 2, 2023

Turting

The act of repairing a link track.

Whelp, guess Ted's off Turting again.

by Stonebender February 18, 2023

Tafting

The sexual act of getting stuck in a tub and allowing your partner to do whatever they want to you.

My bestfriend is very kinky, he said he spent hours tafting with his girlfriend last night.

by Big dubya February 18, 2024