A highly competitive, underground event held after dark in major metropolitan cities during which participants hang their asses off a high rise balcony, endeavoring to take a calculated dump onto the heads of those passing on the street below.
I’m so proud of my youngest son, he took first place in the high rise turding event last weekend and you know advanced applied physics is part of it all.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 26, 2019
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by Mattysgurl March 16, 2020
Get the Turding mug.The vile act of crapping while in the ocean. Occasionally committed by those surfers who are too lazy and/or unmotivated to get out of the water to deuce like a normal person. In fact, some surfers deliberately do it to "mark their terrirory", or do it to mark the end their surf session, leaving it behind it as an "I was here" statement.
-"Saturday was nothing but music, beer, surfing & aqua turding." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
-"You'd want to avoid that spot in the water, that's where Ronny went aqua turding....and unfortunately he had a bout of diarrhea." *lmao*
by CactusHeart November 15, 2010
Get the aqua turding mug.Tedding: the male act of monetary pretension as a means to get in your pants, someday; carrot-danglers with perverse intentions.
Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.
However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...
Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."
Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*
Warning Signs of a Ted:
-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.
-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."
-He drives an Acura.
-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.
-He is a software developer.
-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.
Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.
Teds take you to "nice" dinners at the Capital Grille and promise you nice things like Prada handbags, Christian Louboutins and someday a trip to Paris. At first you are really excited at the thought of being wined, dined and spoiled because your 45,000 annual salary is barely enough to dine at Applebees and pay for your studio apartment.
However, when it comes time to deliver the goods, something always seems to come up...
Ted- "My great uncle died, I have to go out of town for the weekend. Sorry, we will go shopping when I get back..."
Ted-"Ugh, I spent 30 grand in Vegas this weekend." *hint, hint*
Warning Signs of a Ted:
-The rug in his bathroom is from Target.
-After a few well vodka tonics, he brags about his 1 million Marriot points and United Gold status, as a discrete but insincere gesture that he intends on taking you on a "vacation."
-He drives an Acura.
-You find a receipt for Men's Warehouse in his car cup holder.
-He is a software developer.
-He buys you a perfume sampler from Sephora.
Teds come in all shapes and sizes, but generally speaking they are 4's or 5's at best and a 10 on the scale of disappointment.
Ashley: "Chris and I went to South Beach this weekend -- I got a Prada Saffiano and a pair of Christian Pigalles."
You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?
Ashley - "No."
You: Are you fricking Tedding me!?
Ashley - "No."
by Lindseeeb April 19, 2014
Get the Tedding mug.A sly and filthy prank whereas someone runs into a laundromat and takes a quick dump into a washer filled with someone’s clothes and then tears out before anyone can stop them.
We used to get seriously drunk and then go laundromat turding before calling it a night and going home!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 3, 2021
Get the laundromat turding mug.Stephen: "i'm busy tudying"
Nicola: "?..."
Stephen: "*tidying"
Nicola: "..idiot..-.-"
Stephen: "D:"
Nicola: "dfmug -_-"
Nicola: "?..."
Stephen: "*tidying"
Nicola: "..idiot..-.-"
Stephen: "D:"
Nicola: "dfmug -_-"
by Nicolalala<3 July 7, 2011
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