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Turner Tub Thumper 

Engaging in intercourse with a female who is pregnant with a child that is (at least presumably) not yours. This term only applies to heterosexual males. See 'Tonya Tub Thumper' for lesbians with strap-ons.

CAUTION: THIS ACT IS NOT ENCOURAGED AS IT MAY LEAD TO FETUSES GETTING POKED IN THE EYES
That dude is porking her in the third trimester, he's such a Turner Tub Thumper.

If there's a bun in the oven, don't worry about stoppin the lovin' -Turner Tub Thumper

tubthump'd 

Much like how someone is RickRolled, this is far worse. When an unsuspecting person clicks on a link and is bombarded with TubThumping by Chumbawumba
"Oh cool a link to my favorite item!!" click... ~I GET KNOCKED DOWN.. BUT I GET UP AGAIN.... "NOOOO, i was just TubThump'd
tubthump'd by HectorDbyrd October 22, 2008

tubthumping

having sex in the bathtub (can/does involve more than 2 people)
he and i snuck into the bath room to "tubthump"
tubthumping by megan November 11, 2004
Tubthump(V): to have sexual intercourse in one's bathtub

Alternates: Tubthumping: Amusing song that has nothing to do with the actual meaning of the word
"Haha I tubthumped your sister/mother/cousin/girlfriend/dog!"
Tubthump by Marko November 10, 2004
To blast one's bass, or subwoofer, in their car.
"That car is really tubthumping. I can hear it from here!"
tubthump by skwerlybird October 18, 2006

Tub Thumper 

One who 'thumps tubs' ,in other words is particularly minging. Of the type that one would use if walls needed sanding. Swamp Donkey, Bog-Trotter,Munter,Minger,Mould Grower.
Oh, i thought he dumped her because he realised she was a Tub Thumper
Tub Thumper by J January 25, 2003