distended tube sock 

a gaped, ragged out anus; a loose asshole

Todd's such a slut, not to mention a "total bottom"... I'm sure that, by now, his asshole looks like a distended tube sock. You know, like when the threads of an older sock begin to loosen, and it will no longer maintain it's position when pulled up the leg.

distended tube sock by w0nderb0ydp74 February 8, 2010

tube steak smothered in underwear 

A term to describe a an erect penis that is ready to use. Similar to tube steak.

"What do you want to eat?"
"How about a tube steak smothered in underwear."

tube steak smothered in underwear by Mnkyonyrbk August 30, 2005

tube snob 

A guitarist who only likes tube amps, and hates amps that use other technology.

The amps tube snobs hate are solidstate and modellers.

Being a tube snob generally is wrong, as there are good SS and modelling amps such as the Line 6 Vetta or Flextone. Most of them are un-informed about good SS/Modelling amps, and base their opinon on terrible SS/Modelling amps.

Very annoying to argue with, as they always think they're right.

Jack went to Guitar Center, and tried the Line 6 Vetta. He liked it.

However, because he was a tube snob, he decided to get something that has tubes, even though he really liked the Vetta.

tube snob by MightyOwned December 27, 2009

pink tube sock 

when intestines are pulled out of an anal canal as a result of a serious anal pounding

I pounded my girlfriend's ass so hard, when I pulled out, I gave her a pink tube sock!

pink tube sock by Matt Rosado September 7, 2006

Tube Surfing

When you ride the tube (The Underground) by standing in the aisle and and balancing without holding on for the purpose of fun and laughs and enhancing your skills.

Ai! It was a brilliant ride (Tube surfing) today! I picked up at Hammersmith and for an extra challenge rode eyes closed listening to The Futureheads on my iPod.

Tube Surfing by Karen E October 24, 2008

tube sock pigeon 

you cumed so much in a condom that it looks like pigeon in a tube sock

aww man that hurt when i made that tube sock pigeon last night.

tube sock pigeon by cousin skeeter69 November 23, 2009

Alabama Tube Sock 

When you prolapse your relative’s anus, usually an immediate family member or cousin, during vigorous anal sex and drop the off at the nearest ER with their rectum dangling like a tube sock.

I did the dirty deed with my sister last night and gave her an Alabama Tube Sock. I don’t know if the doctor got it back in or not I haven’t seen her. I been with my cousin all night.

Alabama Tube Sock by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2018