Skip to main content

stink tunnel

(n) a woman's sweaty butthole after a nice long jog.
That girl is so hot I want to suck on her stink tunnel.
by WKid May 21, 2006
mugGet the stink tunnel mug.

Tunnel Funnel

The act of inserting a funnel into ones anus, whilst shitting through it into another persons mouth, straining the nutrients and waterier contents of the shit. Variations may involve the addition of a liquid such as urine for easier consumption.
Person 1: Fuck dude, I'm feeling so queazy right now, I think my shitters gonna blow.
Person 2: Well don't just waste it in your undies dude, want to do a Tunnel Funnel?
Person 1: I'm down for a good old Tunnel Funnel. Thanks man, your the best older brother ever.
by ErectEnigma July 27, 2020
mugGet the Tunnel Funnel mug.

Truffle Tunnel

The man bent over and spread his cheeks, for his wife to peg his Truffle Tunnel.
by FrozenCumNugget April 27, 2015
mugGet the Truffle Tunnel mug.

Beerpal-tunnel syndrome

a medical condition that affects your dominant drinking arm
He's drinking with his left hand because his right arm has beerpal-tunnel syndrome
by jonesberger October 8, 2018
mugGet the Beerpal-tunnel syndrome mug.

reality tunnel

a myopic system of thoughts laid down by past experience, shaped by parents, culture, society, institutions, conditioning and any other re-imprinting techniques one discovers - to guide the human biosystem through his/her environment.
most people seem to go through their reality tunnel without ever questioning what is outside it and who built it, and what other choices there are as far as models/contructs go.
by nocturnal February 8, 2007
mugGet the reality tunnel mug.

Tunnel Ass

(noun) an asshole whomst diameter is 10x the size of the standard human asshole, usually via anal sex from another man; potentially sodomization
“Craig! Can you believe that Clayton got pegged by Jessica Ghobrial!”
“What?!? No way!! I don’t believe it!”
“Yeah! He’s a total tunnel ass now!”
by TonyHaver August 28, 2020
mugGet the Tunnel Ass mug.

Mario's Tunnel Of Doom

A very unusual cave created by a mysterious floating head, no records have been written about this cave nor has anyone escaped it for those who have entered it. However, some believe that the cave was emerged in March 8, 1991. Its location is unknown but some say that the only way to find the cave is by entering the Bermuda triangle. No one really knows what is in the cave or where it really came from...
I wouldn't go in Mario's Tunnel Of Doom if I were you...
by Luigis January 4, 2017
mugGet the Mario's Tunnel Of Doom mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email