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Tramplestiltskin 

A really old and wrinkly tramp
In reference to Rumpelstiltskin.
“She’s a big tramplestiltskin”
Tramplestiltskin by ogre06 April 9, 2020

rumplestiltskin 

Word used by those who are too stupid to think up any other insult. Those with 1-2 GCSE's A-F rarely use this as they are overly intelligent. Used to clarify a dumbass action or event.

See also: meatloaf
"eyy, tyrone just laid a brick in da bogs"
"reyhey!Rumplestiltskin"
rumplestiltskin by samstorm December 5, 2004

Trumpelstiltskin 

Is an American fairy tale of an American dictator that is a vile creature, similar to a troll, and with an enormous ego. This creature encourages great violence, while promising his followers that he will reward them with a pardon or bail them out of jail.
Trumpelstiltskin was seen in Tampa Florida preparing for his inauguration.
Trumpelstiltskin by 2studio March 9, 2021

Frumplestiltskin 

When you shit in a frumpy girls mouth and then she gives you head while you are wiping your ass.
Last night I went downtown and got the dirtiest hooker I could. She gave me a frumplestiltskin for only 20 bucks.
Frumplestiltskin by WaT3rZ July 6, 2017

Thrumpelstiltskin 

While a male is defecating, a female/male performs fellatio to aforementioned male. During this fellatious, activity both partners proceed to vomit upon one another due to possible weak stomach, deep throating, and/or the Taco Bell Effect.
Bro #1 : "Yo Broham, where were you last night?"
Bro #2 : "Dude, me and my sandwich maker went to Taco Bell and we spent half the night banging out a Thrumpelstiltskin!"
Bro #1 : "Damn! Thats such duderonomy!"

rumplestiltskin 

Adj. Used to describe something that is crazy, insane, off the hook, wack, bad-ass, superawesome, inherently cool, uberridiculous, or simply rockadelic.
"Dude, that party was sooooo rumplestiltskin!"

"That stripper at Crazy Horse was rumplestiltskin!"

"The fairy tale, Rapunzel, is fuckin' rumplecrazy! I mean, a chick with 50 foot long hair? Insane!"

"Frank's wedding was the epitome of the word RUMPLESTILTSKIN."

"That new Lamborghini I picked up is simply rumplestiltskin."
rumplestiltskin by Rob Boyle October 26, 2007