Tromboner

An ignorant name used by some jealous bastard when that someone see's a trombonist with their trombone, because they think it is funny. usually used by football players, cheerleaders, potheads and people that have no life.

~walk, walk, walk~

footballer- "hey tromboner!" "hahaha"
trombonist- ~mumble~ "douchefuck"

by ~blah, blah, blah~ December 20, 2009

Rusty Trumbone

A complete idiots way to spell Rusty Trombone.

I can't spell better than a fourth grader so I think it's supposed to look like "Rusty Trumbone"

by semajsirhc May 18, 2009

rusty trumbone

when a girl tosses a guys salad and does a reach around at the same time.

(reach around is a hand job from behind and tossing salad is lick the hole)

dude that chick just gave me a rusty trumbone, what a whore

by c knock April 11, 2006

trumboner

Being obsessed with the school band.

Jake has a trumboner. He ditched us to go to the school band concert.

by Naved July 16, 2010

Tromboner

When somebody gets a boner by looking at the hole and shape of a trombone

Guy 1: Damn Man! That trombone looks like it would be dope to fuck!

Guy 2: Ooh, got a tromboner, do you?

by Wiggity Wagaddy February 22, 2018

Tromboner

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

A tromboner is something that perverts get when playing a trumpet sexually. It is a masturbation tool for 13 year old who watch things that they shouldn't

"He watches inapropriate things and he gets trumboners"

by thme November 19, 2018

Russian Tromboner

Russian tromboner: when a russian girl is high and plays the trombone hallucinating thinking it's dick.

Man did you see the Russian Tromboner last night after the party?

by omarstones July 9, 2014