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blowing truck slut 

A girl who is inlove with guys with trucks as in a ford winsor, or powerstrokes that are lifted, or they can drive. In exchange they give pleasure to the owner of the truck
Blowing truck slut... "If i blow you can i drive your winsor or powerstroke?"
blowing truck slut by Kornflake December 23, 2013

Longmont truck slut 

Any girl that drives a ford ,dodge ,Chevy and hangs out with fuck boys that drive them, usually known as "tachuaches" , and pretend they are cool. But still can't find a man, but says "NAS" because she can't find love. And swears she's all about that charro life .
i ain't no Longmont truck slut

I drive a ram

Slut Truck 

A slut truck is a group of skank ass ho's that travel from bar to bar claiming beswaggered men as victims. The poor bastards that hook up with one of them are socially ruined for a good six months at least. They are easy to spot since they tend to possess a whordorable fashion sense. Due to a high sense of whorality they are good at capturing a man who normally is too sober to touch them. The group generally has several different key members. There's always the swamp donk which should be avoided at all costs. She is the one who goes from guy to guy until she finds one too drunk to push her off. She will generally attack him with her swamp crotch right then and there, victimizing her prey with social ruin on the spot. She should be avoided at all costs. In some situations, suicide is the best recommended way of avoiding the embarrassment of hooking up with her. Merely touching the swamp donk is a serious sex accident in itself. If you do hook up with one, it is recommended that you titty fuck her (and take pictures) Titty fucking distracts her so you can avoid her swampy taint.

Should you lose a bet with your friends, and have to hook up with a member of a slut truck. It is recommended that you go for the slut ass bitch whore. She is the alpha bitch of the group. She is usually cleaner than the other girls for lack of ability to close the deal. The upside of this is that she cherishes ANY experience with a man. You can give her a Cleveland steamer with reverse teabag, then a donkey punch, and she won't mind, and you aren't going to feel bad.
"Man...poor Steve got hit by a slut truck last night"
"Oh shit!..is he okay?"
"No man...he's really fucked up, no woman in this town will touch him for a good year or so. He's gonna get to know his hands quite well."
"Well shit man...I don't want to be seen around him anymore"
"Yeah...me neither...I already deleted his number"
Slut Truck by sgscribe October 26, 2008

Slut truck 

A slut truck is exactly what it sound like. It is a truck full of sluts.
All I want to do is chill inside a Slut truck.
Slut truck by Yungsippzz August 19, 2025

Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke 

When somebody says something to piss you off so you put a whole bunch of swear words together that doesn't make any sense just so you can make yourself feel better
Person 1 your retarded

Person 2:Bitch Fuck You fuck shit bitch hoe slut trick Dyke
Person 1: that doesn't even make any sense

tuck shop slut 

A filthy whore that administers blowjobs to individuals while purchasing products at the tuck shop for the purpose of payment in semen.
While purchasing my TI-85 and .07mm lead for my mechanical pencil, Amanda, the local tuck shop slut, performed her duties until I cashed my semenal paycheck in her cheeks.
tuck shop slut by urban sam May 8, 2007