trouser snake

An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.

Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!

by Dub P August 26, 2005

Scout For Trout

A term used by lesbians or hetrosexuals going on the pull on a night out looking for a one night stand/shag

Man A - I can't wait to scout for trout tonight!!!

Man B - Yeah mate... I can't wait to shag a slag!!!

by Shielse January 29, 2009

boneless brown trout

a huge shit

I have to take a boneless brown trout

by rj May 12, 2004

Trotskied

When a person gets chased around usually getting murdered at the end.

Stalin trotskied Trotsky

by John29 May 26, 2020

Trout stalker

You probably found this the same way I did, watching season 8 episode 5 of chrisley knows best. I can only assume it has something to do with a penis

"- I hate how Amanda is such a trout stalker, shes only out for my penis."

by ElectricFlamme3 August 16, 2020

trouser cough

A fart.

That was a great trouser cough!

by Miguel Sanchez July 1, 2003

chubby trout

(n) position derived from trying to copulate inconspicuously while swimming with only minor adjustments in bathing attire

Her bikini bottom wiggled aside so easily we achieved the Chubby Trout before anyone in the pool noticed.

by RHughes March 6, 2011