Taliesin

A near mystical figure who is king of all musicians. Pseudo deity of music.

In his day Elvis almost reached Taliesin status.

The beetles were almost as big as Taliesin, and possibly bigger than Jesus.

by TalixZen February 4, 2010

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

toliet bowl

A football game between two teams that are considered to suck and/or blow by general consensus.

"Hey John! Get the nachos and hard liquor, the Browns and Raiders are playing in the toliet bowl!"

by P. Dub December 29, 2006

pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.

I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!

by Telephony June 15, 2014

New Trier

Where the grades are high and the kids are higher.

Dude: I saw u got an A+ on that level 4 math test.

Bro: I am so freakin baked!!!!

Dude: Typical New Trier.

by Baked_on_a_plane January 20, 2011

trilemma

A situation when you are stuck between 3 shitty outcomes, similar to a dilemma

"He was in a trilemma when he cheated on his girlfriend while drunk. He could deny it, admit it, or break up"

by OffTheHeezy June 28, 2008

Toliet Denver

How some people might speak, write, or type the name of the musician, "John Denver".

I mean think about it. A john is another word for a toliet.

Hey, didjya hear that Toliet Denver was on the radio this morning? Something about him putting cake on the griddle instead of in the oven and something about playing a violin.

by Telephony June 29, 2015