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Trim Monkey

(n) One who trims marijuana separating the bud from the shake. Often stooped over with a terminal case of trimmers back, they wear the facial expression of a buffoonish simian, the result of trading their labor more often for bud than for money. Trim monkeys can be seem in most North West California towns after the summer world music festivals wearing bright tie-dyed clothing, pan handling and asking for trim work. By the middle of November most retreat to warmer drier climates.
Did you happen to see that Trim Monkey pan handle the soccer mom at Schats this morning.

Yeah she told him to get a job, so he asked her if she had any trim work. The next thing I saw was her headed out the door with a new pair of mini fiscars and off they went in the black SUV.
by navadude September 29, 2010
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trigtard

A combination of the words “triggered” and “retard” someone who gets way too easily offended over every little thing. Unfortunately for us, society is full of them and now you can’t even look at someone without them getting offended. Similar to libtard
-If Donald Trump deported all the illegals and trigtards, everyone in the US would finally be able to live in harmony.

Devin: Hey Steph you going to the dance this Friday?
Steph: Excuse me? Did you just assume my interests? Just because I am a woman does not mean I am into dancing! Uuuugh how could you be so rude to ask me something like that??!!! Omg I’m gonna make sure you never hurt another woman again!
Devin: I just asked you a question. Don’t be such a trigtard.

Protestors: Donald Trump is not our president!
Donald Trump: hahahaha stupid trigtards I’m gonna take away all your government benefits and make you work for a living.
by xXxscorPionProductionsxXx September 30, 2018
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gold trim

If something is deemed to be not up to standard, then it is described as being"gold trim".

Stems from the fact that girls wearing clothes and shoes with gold trim are inevitably mingers, and that pulling one is dropping one's typical standard.
"This kebab is gold trim, mate"

"Butler pulled a right gold trim last night"
by Hugh DoVooDoo July 30, 2008
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Timthetatman

A large creature (not as big as Greek) that streams on the almost daily. Usually plays Overwatch or Fortnite.
Guy 1: Imma go watch some timthetatman
Guy 2: Youre a virgin
by twitch.tv/dezzie2k July 4, 2018
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trimm trabb

Trimm-trabb is the name of a sneaker made of suede tops by Adidas in 1980. It was followed by Trimm-trab 2 in 1984.

I was curious because of the song of the same name mentions them. I thought it was the name stamped on a bag of heroin, but it makes sense in the context.

The song was written long after the sneaker's were produced.
"I've got trimm trabb like the flash boys have..." From the song of the same name by Blur .
by scribadiva July 24, 2010
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Get A Trim

"Get A Trim" means a person calling one another to get a good looking haircut instead of a dead trim that should not be considered a "Fresh Trim". People often get bullied because of it but just go to the best barbers in town and do something special with your hair. A clean fade might do the trick to get a "fresh trim" or any stylish expensive haircut. Please, if you get a perm after you read this defintion, F-R-E-S-H-T-R-I-M is not inside your brains database system.
Jake: Yo g manz out ere styll ayy what you saying Dante?
Dante: Get a trim fam! don't chat to man styll with that dead trim fam it's deader than Trump's trim broo"
Jake: Broo, You're lucky you can get good looking braids on you but I have Caucasian hair so braids won't work on man styll"
Dante: doesn't matter g jus get yo self a fresh trim you ain't gettin no braids jus a nice clean fade wid shit on top dass the ting"

*Jake going to the barber
Asks for a clean crop top fade
*Comes out looking like a model

^Next day at school
Jake: Ayy what you sayin Dantz fam I swear we got science this morning g?"
Dante: Ayyyy cmonn broski and yh g we do have science and that n fresh trim akh"
Jake: My guy fam luv
by LDNSlang November 15, 2021
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trim the mark

To scam an unsuspecting fool, also known as a “mark”. Likely part of the vocabulary of late 19th and early 20th century grifters and carnies.
by BartCarney February 21, 2018
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