Cactus Trimmer

A Mexican Lumberjack

Ya, she is such a cactus trimmer

by Tekkk October 20, 2010

String trimmer

The act of eating a girl out while she has a tampon in

Jan was horny for oral sex but she was mid-period, so I gave her a string trimmer.

by eelmnky September 5, 2015

bush trimmer

a bush trimmer is when a person (male or female) eats out a gurl and gets the gurls pubic hairs stuck either in there mouth, or between there teeth

gil gave dena a bush trimming last tuesday, and steffan gave tanya a bush trimming on friday as well.

by pimp daddy dollars August 8, 2004

Cunt Trimmer

An abnormally fucked up midget whom can be hired or enslaved with the help of Mexican midgets in order to trim ungodly, nappy ass pubic hair, that block the puss. Upon purchasing or capturing a Cunt Trimmer, one can expect a slue of non-christian slang by the midget when first encounters the vagina. Examples are hereby posted: Fuck that pussy is nasty! How can you fuck this shit man!, This is nastier and my daughters vagina! etc. The Cunt Trimmer first untangles the 5 inch long matted hair into locks of smelly shit. Upon completion, the Cunt Trimmer eats the hair and regurgitates it inside the vagina thus cleansing the pussy and eliminating any obstacles. A Cunt Trimmer can be bought at your nearest Walmart, just as a pharmacist. You can also find these demons roaming the streets of Atlanta.

"Hey Frank, what did you buy your wife for Christmas?"
"I bought her a Cunt Trimmer. Her pussy was getting so out of hand, i could no longer see her face."

Mom: "So suzzy what would you like for your sixteenth birthday?"
Daughter: "Well mom, i could really use a Cunt Trimmer, my pussy is getting so nasty that my boyfriend wont even sit in the same car with me, let alone eat me out."

OH SHIT, what is that? it looks like Godzilla, call the station. Find a Cunt Trimmer.

The Bitch sure could use a cunt trim.

by WG gansta December 16, 2008

muff trimmer

one who trims a girls muff

that muff trimmer was a good job on me

by muff man November 4, 2003

swimmer trimmer

Term for an individual who performs vasectomies. (The surgical procedure where the vasa deferentia of a man are severed, and then tied in order to prevent one's sperm (swimmers) from ejaculating.

I have to visit the swimmer trimmers and have my dick snipped.

by bsslegel March 6, 2010

String Trimmer

a power-driven device that trims grass with a rapidly rotating nylon cutting cord. The rest of the world calls them weed Whackers.

Hey, has anyone seen my string trimmer?

by Papa Bear2 July 24, 2015