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Swiss Treadmill

This is the female version of the Dutch Rudder. A Swiss Treadmill is when one female assists another in masturbation by grabbing the partners arm and completing group masturbation.
I saw that video of your girlfriend and her mom Swiss Treadmilling on the internet!
by uic_gavmeister December 3, 2010
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treadmill drafting

The act of finding the hottest girl in the gym doing cardio, and going behind her to enjoy the view. A common practice among fat men who lack the natural motivation to exercise. Only works when treadmills/ellipticals/bikes are organized in rows.
Wow, i was treadmill drafting behind that chick for the past half hour. She is definitely not wearing any underwear.
by pascooby June 14, 2011
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Treadmill effect

When a blazed person walks outdoors and it appears that buildings are coming towards him/her rather than him/her walking towards the buildings. This gives the illusion that the earth is a huge treadmill and the person is not moving from where he/her is walking.
Person A - God damn! it seems like the movie theaters is coming towards me even tho I'm walking towards it.

Person B - It's the treadmill effect.
by RJ1992 April 20, 2009
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treadmilling

Staying busy but not really making any progress on a particular project, goal, career or life in general.
I'm treadmilling at work and really need to find a new job.
by WholeLottaHmmm April 12, 2010
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treadmill

1. A gym machine used to keep fit.

2. a suggestive word often used by mothers to their kids to get off the internet, quit webcamming and being a luvoe and get on the damn treadmill, and start sweating it off.
"ahh marcie alis ka nga dyan, at mag treadmill ka naman, webcam na webcam ka dyan eh"

translates: " ahhh marcie get out of here, and get on the bloody treadmill will ya you sheila and get off the damn webcam"
by m0oks March 17, 2008
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Treadmill Karaoke

When obliviously lip synching along to an mp3 player mid treadmill session progresses to belting out a line or a whole tune in a busy gym environment.

The Treadmill Karaoke-er may be oblivious to their faux pas, and may result in declarations of love, hate or violence to other gym users depending on musical preference.
Dude 1: Did that girl on the treadmill just ask me to put my hands up if I'm in love?

Dude 2: Hmmm, I think she's just doing some treadmill karaoke to JLS
by swallmeister December 30, 2010
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treadmeal

When fat people walk on a treadmill while eating a meal, usually junk food.
Girl, I had the best treadmeal this morning. I ate a muffin, a Snickers bar and ice cream and I burned like 20 calories!
by sjsharks91 May 5, 2009
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