tampon-transponder

a covert communication device inserted in the vagina of a secret-agent or sexy spy. The earliest model, developed by the Brazilians, could only send an out-going message encoded by the secret-agent squeezing her vagina in Morse-code, which was then converted the Kegal contractions into radio signals. The advantage of the device was that it was unlikely to be found even after a thorough frisking or even a strip-search. In the event it was found, the secret-agent could merely explain that she was having her period (as the device looked like an ordinary tampon with the string serving as the antenna). The Ukrainians created an improved version of the device that could receive and convey incoming messages as well. The incoming message, also in Morse-code, was translated into vibrations that corresponded to the dots and dashes. While effective as a communication device, the Ukrainian device suffered from the draw-back that it tended to cause intense orgasms in the secret-agents and, as the tampon could not absorb all the natural orgasmic lubricant due to its being filled with electronic gadgetry, the orgasmic fluid would often carry the tampon-transponder out into the panties of the secret agent, and she would have improvise a hasty trip to the lady's room to reinsert the device before she could resume communication.

The tampon-transponder was used by super-models because spy agencies believed that the thinnest women had the tightest vaginas and would therefore be best able to squeeze the transponders with their vaginas to generate out-going messages.

by wouldaben December 13, 2010

Transbronsexual

Someone that claims to be or acts like a “LeBron James hater” but secretly loves LeBron James and wants to marry him. They often comment on posts that have nothing to do with him and call him names such as “LeFraud” and “LeMickey”. They also tend to claim that he is not top 3, 5, 10 and sometimes even higher.

Transbronsexual on a post that does not mention LeBron or show LeBron: “LeBron would never do this.”

“LeBron will never be Jordan.”
“LeMickey isn’t even top 10 though.”
Literally everyone else: please stfu

by thanksforreadingthisdefinition May 20, 2022

Transponder

Theoretical situation where the biological sex of a person can't be immediatly discerned by direct observation.

After watching Pat for a few minutes Winston decided it was a transponder situation.

by willie weewee January 11, 2022

transslendered

adj. Possessing a body image out of keeping with one’s measured BMI.

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My chubby friend insists on being called “thin”. Says he’s come out as transslendered and for the first time feels happy and empowered.

by gnostic3 April 11, 2022

Translender

An overweight person who claims to be fit or slim.

Often characterized by wearing spandex, activewear or other tight clothing that shows multiple bulges and roles

Their profile says they are fit but you can see in their pictures they're overweight. They must be translender.

by Wordiculous May 20, 2023

Transboned

The act of being boned by a transgendered person.
Can be either
- a Born male identified as a female who penetrates you.
- a Born female post-op to male who penetrates you

"I was transboned after going to the pride parade yesterday" | "My boyfriend Joshua Kelly transboned me after his operation"

by Nezzera December 29, 2024

Transslender

Transslender (adj.)
Common alternate spelling of trans-slender, a sincere identity describing someone who feels slender or fit internally, despite a larger physical form.

✅ Proper spelling: trans-slender

This is not a meme or joke. It refers to the emotional experience of internal dissonance—when someone’s self-image doesn’t align with their external body. Many trans-slender individuals live with persistent, painful disconnect between how they feel inside and how they are perceived or treated.

“Even as a size 22, she always felt like a size 6 inside. She’s transslender—it’s just who she is.”

by Foxcvt July 6, 2025