A tiny town in Morris County, NJ. Full of rolling lawns, milling alpacas, which are commonly mistaken for llamas, although there are a couple llamas, too. And some
sheep. There are farms, many pretty houses, an pre-k thru 8th grade school, a ridiculous amount of bears, deer, and squirrels, a mountain (supposedly haunted by an indian cult), a park, half a restaurant, half a strip mall, a private airfield, like five historic houses, some
soccer fields, part of the underground railroad, a "private club" (basically a tiny muddy lake full of screaming
children and leeches), a crazy rehab center (that claims to be a hospital) LOTS of treeeeees, and a bank. There is no
high school, no sidewalks, no library, no streetlights, only
one four way intersection (called by the locals "Four Corners"), no ice cream truck (we used to have one but they got rid of it and ruined all the little
children's lives), no cell service in the majority of the town, no movie theatre, and no pizza place. The people there are old and conservative, and all own dogs. Every
kid goes to the same school for at least nine years and get sick of each other. Overall, its a wonderful place to live.
