The attitude (I am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath *hiss, slap*) indigenous to ALL tortioseshell/calico cats. Also applies to some torbies (tortoiseshell tabbies.)
Calli was so full of tortitude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
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I was doing tortoise position with Kosta's mum last night. I think i gave her concussion. She still hasnt come out of her shell
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The vibe that comes with having to write functions as a linear combination of the Legendre Polynomials in spherical coordinates.
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