Salmon Toupee 

A very hairy vagina that is overgown, unkept, dirty and smells extremely fishy.

Jorge picked up a hot babe at the local tavern and took her home for a romp in the sack. However, he became overwhelmed with nausea after she disrobed and revealed her Salmon Toupee. Jorge gagged as he ran out the door.

Salmon Toupee by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

Texas toupee 

A Texas toupee is a cowboy hat (usually a Stetson), so named because it easily hides the pate of a balding cowboy. The popularity of the Stetson in Texas gave rise to the alliterative term.

No hairpieces for me, ma'am -- if I'm hidin' my bald spot, I'll do it behind a Texas toupee.

Man, that is a serious Texas toupee. How much did you pay for it?

I'll skip the hat store. It's all Texas toupees in there, anyway.

Texas toupee by Talmanes December 9, 2008

Wind Toupee 

When the wind blowing at a certain angle causes your long hair to flip to one side.

It was windy while I was working outside, but my hands were too dirty to fix my wind toupee.

Wind Toupee by A1333 June 28, 2009

backwards toupee 

a backwards toupee is when you shove your ass up somebody elses ass or your own ass

taking your butt cheeck and putting it in your asshole or somebody elses asshole hense would you happen to want to where my backwards toupee

backwards toupee by dothead July 27, 2012

Aggie with the Toupee 

A girl who swears by the lord but sins behind closed doors.

Did you hear about what that Aggie with the Toupee did? She acts so innocent, I would never have imagined she would be so capable of doing that...

Aggie with the Toupee by teheeheeeeee February 12, 2019

armpit toupee 

a wig worn under the armpit generally used by kids to appear more masculine or mature, generally to impress the ladies

Billy thinks he's so cool, but you can spot that crappy armpit toupee from a mile away.

armpit toupee by K Mart May 4, 2008

San Diego Toupee 

Taking a poop in your hand and slapping it on your spouses or whoever's head.

I've been holding out, till tonight when I give you a mondo San Diego Toupee
or
After i eat this chili dog I'll give that bald man a San Diego Toupee.

San Diego Toupee by Alan Woodward December 6, 2004