Touchfest

An intense display of all over touching, fondling, or groping in an obsessive manner.

"This couple had a touchfest right in the middle of McDonald's today!"

by Created4mStardust April 14, 2010

toucher club

The toucher club is when you take a shit and the poo touches the water in the bowl before it breaks off from

Jimmy: "Oh man, last night's tacos went straight through me! Don't think I'll shit solid for a week."
Barnesy:"Ha! Unlucky! I've joined the toucher club twice today, I'n as regular as clockwork."

by Shoogy November 9, 2015

Toucher

A person who touches (Could be sexual)

Ex: "yeah man, father jeff is definitely a toucher"

by Dr.Ben December 29, 2018

face touchie

The phenomenon of touching faces in a photo taken with a smart phone at arm's length. May or may not be combined with duck lips. Rarely done by guys with other guys, but frequently done by girls in a pair or group.

"Those girlfriends are always posting face touchies on Facebook."

by Pwwwn ship December 11, 2013

gutter toucher

A derogatory term used for houses built too close together, generally in dense suburban areas so as a person standing between them could physically touch each properties rain gutter.

Yeah, they live in one of those ‘gutter toucher’ areas

by DS.Roach September 9, 2020

pee pee toucher

one who touches ones or someone elses pee pee

wow dude you are a pee pee toucher

by jon f May 17, 2005

touchebag

Also known as a hipster. As self-righteous as a douchebag, but they think they are witty.

See that guy over there with the women's pants, choppy haircut, and non-prescription coke-bottle glasses?

I didn't even think that was a guy until I saw the dirty beard and ironic mustache.

Yeah. He had to special order that flannel. Everyone knows anorexic lumberjacks don't exist. He's a real touchebag.

by JL Patrick November 28, 2011