Touching the back of your tongue 

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick

Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

Touching the back of your tongue by yourmilkissusaf9004 February 12, 2022

touching the water

When you sit on the toilet and the water level is high enough that when you reach down to wipe your ass your hand gets wet by making contact with the water. Feels pretty gross.

I hate touching the water. It feels so fucking gross to get my hand wet, thinking of all the shit from all the different people who have already used the toilet.

touching the water by anonymous 6812 June 23, 2009

touching the rabbit 

That moment, when you stare into the dark empty space of your soul towards the outside, and you realise you are too slow even for yourself, but at the same time, you do acknowledge the fact that you are a reciever-transmitter to yourself.

Hey man, I thought you were out, but I see now that you were just touching the rabbit!

touching the rabbit by Diavolul July 5, 2015

touching base 

to have sex with your girlfriend or wife, instead of other girls you can associate with

John: Hey Tony, why isn't Alex at the party with all the sorority girls?

Tony: He's touching base.

John: That's too bad.

touching base by Wong Man September 7, 2009

Touching cotton 

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

Touching cotton by Doyle February 11, 2004

touching beards 

A slang word used to describe 'sex'.

Jimmy and Angela were touching beards last night

touching beards by PartTim3Hobo July 8, 2016

touching tips 

When two heads of a dick touch eachother

Touching Tips

touching tips by BON3R GARAGE July 28, 2016