Tooting

farting in british slang.

"oi harry, get out of the room you've been tooting all night."
"sorry babe, i ate beans before bed."

by lathsc January 9, 2020

Globe thotting

someone who travels around the country, being a thot.

Cassie took a semester off so she could go globe thotting. Get ethnic dick.

by KaydeZ April 8, 2017

toating

verb. holding on to something ; carrying

(caribbean slang)

Stop toating feelings, you know I love yuh baby!

by Swaggmonster101 July 1, 2012

Tooting Handshake

A friendly greeting, given by motorists to passers by. It is given in the form of dangling a flaccid penis from a car window, and swerving close to a pedestian so that it slaps them in the face.

Popularised in the Tooting area of London, it is now something of a local tradition.

Best carried out while the car is moving, in case a quick getaway is needed.

"That jogger looks like she needs some encouragement, wind down the window and I'll give her a Tooting Handshake as we go past"

by adamandfiona January 24, 2010

tooting your own dick

The act of being a cocky ass hole; bragging about shit no one cares about.

Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."

Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."

by G.andy18 February 28, 2017

Susan the Happy Trotting Elf

Song about Susan Walker from British sitcom Coupling describing her.

Lyrics:

I'm Susan the happy trotting elf
I trot and trot and bounce and bounce
I smile a lot and that's what counts
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf
I'm polite so just for clarity
When I'm cross, I say, "Apparent-LY!"
I'm Susan, the happy trotting smile a lotting elf

by skyiscool1 August 21, 2008

Tatting

Tatting is the act of reproducing/mirroring and capturing on video, Tattoo's famous line from the opening credits of the 1977+ ABC television show Fantasy Island, where Tattoo boldly announces atop of a bell tower, "De dlane, De plane!". In order for a tatting to be correct, "De Plane" must be said twice and the Tatter must be pointing skyward.

There are two forms of Tatting that are reserved for advanced tatters only:

1) If you are actually pointing to a real plane

2) If a bell sound is captured immediately prior to the tatting.

I just posted the best tatting to my Facepage. I was Tatting on a Gay Pride Parade float AND there was a 727 in the sky. I rock!

by De Durt, De Durt June 7, 2013