My boyfriend fucked a stripper so I had to dump his ass- he totally tore his draws.
torn your draws / torn your drawers
torn your draws / torn your drawers
by MaryMooCow June 9, 2016
Get the torn your draws / torn your drawers mug.The act of being double penetrated so hard that your butt hole and vagina or penis hole rips into one. This is very common with midgets that were raised on potato farms. If a torn anus is not treated within 19 days it morphs into a liquid butt hole. Which is very unpleasant and well keep you up at night and smells like a monkeys queff.
Gary Coleman did not go to the doctors for his torn anus because he knew that wouldn't help him since he's black and grew up on a potato farm. Now his torn anus smells of a monkeys vaginal fart on account of its a liquid butt hole now.
by MidgetBreeder June 28, 2011
Get the Torn Anus mug.A rigged contest, as in the Gore-Bush Presidential contest. Especially the Florida torn chads situation.
(1) Everyone knows that Al Gore won and should be the President right now. Democracy? Yeah, more like DEMONOCRACY! Torn chads my ass!
(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.
JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.
(2) KATE: Jane, why did Alice get the job instead of you? You have more seniority AND you are more qualified.
JANE: Because Alice is fucking the boss. Torn chads.
by Mike L. Moore July 9, 2006
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To be sore, most likely after exercising, from working your muscles. Refers to the process of building muscle when your muscle tears and re-forms.
by Lindathir January 23, 2010
Get the Torn Out mug.Nigga, I was so to' up from da flo' up last night. Didn't get home till like 8 in da morning. And your mother's a ho.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
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