A woman so hot that upon seeing her, your groin bursts into flames and your eyes begin to water from the existential crisis that overwhelms you from knowing you'll never ever bang her
"Check out this video - it's Jessica Simpson in Dukes of Hazard"
"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."
"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"
"What a torch! Well, no point in living anymore."
"Probably, but hold that thought, let me grab the fire extinguisher"
by MartyTheGolfer December 17, 2017
Get the Torchmug. A graffiti writer from Queens, New York. Also known as "Whitey", "Honkey" and "Papa Blanco" among other titles.
1. Oh shit peep that Torch tag.
2. Yo son, is that Torch right there? It has to be, these niggaz told me he was a big doofy white dude.
3. Yo man, I'm gonna kill myself..I found out Torch fucked the girl I'm going to marry!
2. Yo son, is that Torch right there? It has to be, these niggaz told me he was a big doofy white dude.
3. Yo man, I'm gonna kill myself..I found out Torch fucked the girl I'm going to marry!
by Cactus K December 8, 2007
Get the Torchmug. by ghostthesmoke February 26, 2012
Get the Torchmug. by Imoffended July 17, 2018
Get the Torchedmug. (derogatory) A ridiculous haircut, generally male, characterized by wannabe southern california beach bleach blonde hair styled fractally; an outgrown haircut's final hurrah necessitating excessive ammounts of gel and/or ill-advised pomade. A bold, albeit misplaced attempt to be a "pimp".
Torcher 1: "What's the dillio, beeotches?"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"
After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"
Anyone else: "Shine, torch!"
After the fact:
"Did you see that torch?"
"Yeah, makes a mullet look bitchin"
by cantstandya May 28, 2006
Get the torchmug. A) An Arsonist. Usually referred to as an "Arsonist for Hire."
B) A lunatic or pyromaniac on a "fire rampage."
C) A "Serial Arsonist."
D) One who loves to set fires.
B) A lunatic or pyromaniac on a "fire rampage."
C) A "Serial Arsonist."
D) One who loves to set fires.
Cheap Landlord A: Hey Sam, I wanna get rid of that apartment building of mine. Those tenants can't pay me and no-one wants to buy that rat infested roach trap from me.
Cheap Landlord B: Micky, you know what to do, ask Tony if he knows a "Good Torch" who can get the job done.
Cheap Landlord B: Micky, you know what to do, ask Tony if he knows a "Good Torch" who can get the job done.
by Kingpin3 August 26, 2013
Get the Torchmug. The Torch is a figurative torch in which is passed to other people.
This is most prevalent when dealing with an "Unwanted Guest", such as a clingy friend.
This friend being a somewhat creepy and or gross individual who just wont go away.
This is most prevalent when dealing with an "Unwanted Guest", such as a clingy friend.
This friend being a somewhat creepy and or gross individual who just wont go away.
ex:) Taylor passed the torch (Adam) onto Dayne, whom passed it to Tony for a short period.
Alec felt sympathy for the poor child and In the process Adam's unwanted company was then passed onto Devin.
Alec felt sympathy for the poor child and In the process Adam's unwanted company was then passed onto Devin.
by Sp00ds March 1, 2017
Get the The Torchmug.