Definitions by yakrank

Deck-Torched 

To get blitzed by numerology of the base-ten math, then tortured via an environmental debt.

“Hey bruh, you totally got Deck-Torched. Better phone Saul and inquire to bail out! FERNANDO.”

Deck-Torched by yakrank July 16, 2022

Galvini 

A mad scientist who wants to take over the world and doesn’t respect diversity. Shocking, I know.

“Ever since that alien abduction, I’ve been punching myself on the kisser!!! Must have been a real Galvini!!”

Galvini by yakrank September 24, 2020

Galvrini-face 

Misbehaving with dyed-blonde hair when you aren’t naturally blonde.

A portmanteau of Gavrilo and Galvini, due to Rome’s penchant for blonde slaves visible in Classical Art, plus the suffix -face. Kinda like Black-face, also at odds with white supremacy.

“Bro, that spaz went full Galvrini-face on us!!!”

Galvrini-face by yakrank September 24, 2020

Blight-fuse 

Noun.

Bacteriophage(s).

“Dude, I’m loaded with blight-fuse, and the bic’s flicked!!”

Blight-fuse by yakrank September 24, 2020

Changin’ Gavrilo’s Oil

A Nordic person who pleases the establishment.

“Hey man, you used to get right ripped with us. Since you moved to the city, you’re Changin’ Gavrilo’s Oil, man!!!”

“Ah darn. You’ve totally caught me.”

Changin’ Gavrilo’s Oil by yakrank September 24, 2020