topheavy

a female with large breasts, usually a D cup or bigger.

Damn, those are nice!

by Gus H. Gilroy November 5, 2003

Toshiaki Kawada

Proof that God was a chubby, tenacious, Japanese wrestler who kicked people in the head and face, chopped them in the throat, and stepped on their heads for boston crabs.

Toshiaki Kawada broke my face.

by Mr. Webster March 10, 2005

Beijing Tophat

The sexual act of shitting into a garbage bag, placing it in a hole for several months, excavating it, then dumping it on your partners head, whilst performing oral sex.

Dude, your girlfriend smells really bad today. Yeah I brought the old Beijing Tophat out last night.

by Curry Sanchez June 30, 2010

topiary

1) Topiary is the art of creating sculptures using clipped trees, shrubs and bushes

2) Well presented and trimmed pubic hair

Pete - I like your Brazilian

Sarah - Yeah, I'm pleased with my topiary skills

by crayfish29 October 22, 2007

Fleshy Tophat

A fleshy tophat is the part of the penis that would normally be cut off during circumcision.

J: man I'm kind of embarrassed of my penis because I'm not circumcized

M: what no way bro you got the dopest dick around carrying that fleshy tophat

by ThemagJSAR July 5, 2023

cat's tophat

the opposite of the cat's pajamas. It means uncool, or stupid.

Nate: Woah, look how ugly that car is!

Amanda: Yeah man, it's totally the cat's tophat.

by ALynnJ42 July 15, 2009

Toshiaki

On some bulletin boards, especially futaba and japanese boards such as 2chan, it is a replacement for Anonymous.

Who's the idiot that posted this flame? Oh, great. "from Toshiaki".

by Toshiaki September 2, 2005