top gear twist

Masturbating whilst driving at speed. Feeling horny whilst travelling

I was on the way to London so had a 'top gear twist' on the way.

by Jayboy86 September 8, 2022

Top Gear

Bomb ass weed.

Jeremy Clarkson was once recorded on top gear.

by Jack Spank9049 February 9, 2023

Top Gear

A program created to give Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond an excuse to go on road trips and bum each other all the live long day.

Jeremy: 'Hey Richard from Top Gear, do you want to go to Bolivia?'
Richard: '...why?'
Jeremy: 'So me, you and James can have hot jungle sex'
James: I'll bring the lube.
Richard: Daaaamn, okay.

by Babababush October 4, 2010

top gear challenge

watching the UK TV programme "top gear", your challenge is to look for black people in the audience.Jeremy clarkson is a racist.

top gear challenge is when the camera pans round the audience try to spot anyone who isn't white. Jeremy Clarkson is a racist

by top gear June 25, 2008

topear

stem of a fruit or vegetable

I need to throw away the topear.

by Greg Ory December 4, 2018

Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

Top Gear Rule

When doing an activity with friends, if one should fall behind for any reason, they are left to fend for themselves.

When Ben’s chain broke, Adam and Charlie invoked the Top Gear Rule and kept biking down the trail.

by The4thMusketeer February 11, 2026