TOP HAT
When a person doesn't believe you and calls cap on your shit (say's you are lying) but you are not capping.
TOP HAT by YodaSwatzeneger January 17, 2023
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A top hat is something that only an idiot wears. If they wear a top hat every day they are stupid, have a small dick. They have no friends and they are so annoying.
Top Hat by ddkhfkhcidshjakds February 27, 2023
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Top Hat & Monocle Discussion
To engage in a civilized discussion based on compromising with the peers you discuss tripe with, while keeping an open mind and laughing away disagreements and agreements. Usually stereotyped and portrayal of well aged men donning the garb of the usual business man and sipping on the finest of wine in front of a raging fire.
Johnathan and William are the best of friends, who share their differences through agreements. They engage in Top Hat & Monocle Discussions to show that they can understand each other without the exchange of hurtful words.
William : Do you believe Abortion is right?
Johnathon : Oh William, you do know we have no say in the beliefs of others
William : people do have the power to influence, correct?
Johnathon : People should have their own choice, I personally don't believe in taking away the lives of unborn children only because their parent isn't supposedly "ready" but why should I have a say in their choice?
William : You're right, why should we decide for others.
William : Do you believe Abortion is right?
Johnathon : Oh William, you do know we have no say in the beliefs of others
William : people do have the power to influence, correct?
Johnathon : People should have their own choice, I personally don't believe in taking away the lives of unborn children only because their parent isn't supposedly "ready" but why should I have a say in their choice?
William : You're right, why should we decide for others.
Top Hat & Monocle Discussion by The Souper Nazi May 26, 2009
Top hat, to stick ones dick into
A description of a ladys tunnel of love,when the lady in question has been fuckin since she was 14 years old
Top hat, to stick ones dick into by shitty Nicko November 18, 2004
top hat good
1. (n.)Something so undeniabley woot that is reaches the wootness of owning/wearing a top hat.
2. (adj.)Schpiffy to the ultimate extreme.
3. (n.) feeling of supreme bliss, that is only comparable to the sensation of wearing a collapsible top hat.
2. (adj.)Schpiffy to the ultimate extreme.
3. (n.) feeling of supreme bliss, that is only comparable to the sensation of wearing a collapsible top hat.
1. Tina: How did you like the chimis from Rudy's?
Anit: They were soooooooo delicious!!1
Tina: That good?
Anit: Top hat good.
Tina: Bloody hell let's get some chimis!!!
2. When I got a computer with sound and color, it was top had good, bitches.
3. Cain: How'd you feel when you were eating those chimis and watching salad fingers on your new computer?
Seamus: Top hat good, my dear fellow, top hat good.
Cain: My tummy box is empty.
Seamus: let's get chimis
Anit: They were soooooooo delicious!!1
Tina: That good?
Anit: Top hat good.
Tina: Bloody hell let's get some chimis!!!
2. When I got a computer with sound and color, it was top had good, bitches.
3. Cain: How'd you feel when you were eating those chimis and watching salad fingers on your new computer?
Seamus: Top hat good, my dear fellow, top hat good.
Cain: My tummy box is empty.
Seamus: let's get chimis
top hat good by Amanda Rose October 10, 2005
top hat monocle position
Sexual position in which a top hat and monocle are used. The imagination is used to make for a kinky sexual enviroment. A very passionate and energetic sex position. A higher class position
top hat monocle position by Bobozegreat August 14, 2010
top hat magoo
a top hat magoo is when one in serts his or her nose int the male or females ear and blow. this causes arousal and, the famale will shit her pants, this would be the oppertune moment for one to stick his penis in her anal cavity, and scream as load as u can "TOP HAT MAGOO."
top hat magoo by ARTURO (GONDRELL) WILKS BOOTH May 29, 2004