Tootsie Roll in the Valley 

When your partner is on her back and you're titty fucking her, you accidentally shit on her stomach.

I was TF'in my girl last night and straining to get a nut when I accidentally left a tootsie roll in the valley.

Tootsie Roll in the Valley by Thaddeus Q. Wellington June 5, 2005

Tootsie Roll Nipples 

The large, brown, thumb-like nipples that accompany over-use of steroids.

Hey, did you see Barry Bonds' Tootsie Roll Nipples last week? If those things had thumb joints, he could eat chinese food without a fork!

Tootsie Roll Nipples by undertowpull December 16, 2011

mexican tootsie roll 

when some one deficates in a tootsie roll rapper and gives it to someone

man that fucker just gave me a mexican tootsie roll

mexican tootsie roll by trav1234 February 24, 2010

Tootsie Roll Canoli 

(v.) The act of licking ones anus with your tounge rolled like a canoli while you massage the poop in the persons butt hole.

Woah bro, I heard your slampiece gave you some nice tootsie roll canoli!

Tootsie Roll Canoli by JP Tommy October 15, 2011

musty tootsie roll 

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.

Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"

musty tootsie roll by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017

Suck my tootsie roll 

A better way of saying suck my dick Can be used aggressively or sexually.

Her: I’m on my period

You: Just suck my tootsie roll before you go

Or

Him: You ugly af
You: suck my tootsie roll

Suck my tootsie roll by Suckmytootsieroll April 27, 2020

small vanilla tootsie roll 

Originally from a Saturday Night Live episode.

Slang word for any white male who has a small penis who participates in a nude activity such as skinny-dipping. Often done by white males who think their penis is of big or average size.

I have no idea why John played strip poker with the girls, his small vanilla tootsie roll isn't going to impress them.

small vanilla tootsie roll by Trent Easton May 22, 2006