Tonto

When someone completely loses the plot and goes mental at you for no reason. The word can be used in both funny and serious situations.

Teachers, partners and mothers are most likely to be described as going "tonto".

Person 1: "You coming out tonight?"
Person 2: "Sorry can't my mum's gone absolutely tonto for no reason and she's lost the plot."

by littlefish March 11, 2014

tonto

the spanish word for people that are dumb, retarded,

este nino es moy tonto

by Bryan Prado February 9, 2005

tantoe

Tantoe is a term that is used to exaggerate your opinion or statement. For example:
"That car is tantoe nice bro."
Where tantoe exaggerate the fact that he has a nice ride.

Your ride is tantoe nice bro

by De Zwoele Man July 5, 2015

tonto

Tonto was the sidekick of the Lone Ranger in the old westerns.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are walking in a meadow when Tonto gets off of his horse, leans down and puts his head to the ground. When he comes back up he says, "Whoa....many buffalo come." and the Lone Ranger asks, "How do you know?" Tonto replies, "Ear soaking wet."

by E Newt November 24, 2006

Tontotomato

A beautiful girl who dresses up as big ugly red tomatoes in school plays.

Student A: Who's that hot chick dressed up as a Tontotomato?

Student B: I'm not sure, but isn't this play supposed to be MacBeth?

by Anonymous328 December 20, 2008

tontonka

a female that has large boobs and/or a large ass.

Man, did you see that girl, she was TONTONKA!

by willk93 October 30, 2010

tonto dust

the imaginary dust you sprinkle over someone in order to have your way with them.

I used my tonto dust on her ,and now she's washing my dishes.

by harleylover4555 July 20, 2014