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Tom Sawyer Raft Ride

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The act of taking a dump on a hard surface, like a table or counter, and having your partner lay down on it with their back, causing it to spread between their back and the surface. After the dump is spread, you then stand above them and piss all over their face.
The Tom Sawyer Raft Ride is a lot more refreshing than it sounds...
by Stunzeedkus March 1, 2011
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Tom Sawyer Plan

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A needlessly complicated plan to accomplish a simple task.

Creating an elaborate scheme involving things like lasers, explosions, rope ladders, poisoning and painstakingly crafted lies to make things more cool, interesting and exciting when all could be solved simply by telling the truth, getting the key or using the back exit, etc.

Cool for the sake of cool in effect (often used in movie plot explanations or sitcom plots).
The name Tom Sawyer Plan comes from Huckleberry Finn where Tom makes an elaborate scheme to free Jim from the plantation when they could have just gotten he key the whole time.

Sheldon Cooper on the Big Bang Theory's web of lies to avoid seeing Penny in RENT, which build on each other until he has to go on a weekend trip, hire an actor and keep up an elaborate fake back story to get out of seeing one play.
by TheArtNouveauGirl October 23, 2009
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Tom Sawyerd

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The encore act of painting the Vagina walls with the man’s semen. Slide the tip to create an even coat finish on the proverbial fence with a level of quality to truly honor Tom Sawyer. Fact - it is okay to allow some paint to enter between the crack of the fence.
I pulled out and Tom Sawyerd her lips with my burgeoning load of sizzling hot semen; stroking up and down to create a fantastic work of art.
by JKleezy January 4, 2020
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Tom Sayer

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A homosexual sausage wallet that loves to take it in the ass from black guys and have them ejaculate all over his face.
You're such a Tom Sayer.
by lol bitch what now April 29, 2009
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To be convinced that something that is to your benefit is actually harming you. This is similar to when Tom Sawyer convinces the neighborhood kids that his chore of whitewashing a fence is actually the most fun thing ever, to the point of getting items for letting them do his dirty work for him.
Me: I got played by this guy pretending to be a hot chick, but I convinced him that I was leading him along the whole time instead.
Friend: You totally Tom Sawyered that dumbass!
by IanTheGreat January 14, 2009
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When you ask someone to play Rush and they play Tom Sawyer
"Man, I asked my gym teacher to play Rush and he played Tom Sawyer. He really Tom Sawyered me"
by end me pls69 December 1, 2022
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Tom Sawyering

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Tom Sawyering occurs during coitus when the bed you're on moves around the room due to to momentum created by thrusting. Several components are needed: A bed frame that has wheels (college dorm beds = ideal), a partner who's willing to be pounded hard enough to get the momentum required, and some space around the bed so it can move about. The effect is sex that happens in the same bed, but the bed rafts all around the room.
"Man my room is a mess from Heather's sleep over last night"

"Oh yah what'd you guys do?"

"We fucked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was Tom Sawyering all over the place. Broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog"
by D to the Q February 3, 2010
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