Tofty

To be good or to do a good thing

"He seems nice"
"Yeah he's a tofty bloke"

"That sandwich was tasty"
"Yeah this is a tofty place"

by prof.tofty July 14, 2013

Toftoise

A toftoise is a smart guy who likes to make puns. Also a typo for tortoise.

Guy 1: Hurry up dude you're such a toftoise
Guy 2: Toftoise 💀

by Leoner March 19, 2022

tofting

Shameless self-promotion within an inappropriate context

A: "That guy keeps claiming he's one of the most respected artists in Norway!"
B: "He just never stops tofting..."

by geirb March 29, 2008

TOFTI

Too Old For The Internet - Someone that is unable to keep up with the speed of memes.

Jesus, my dad is such a TOFTI he's still trying to rickroll people like it's 2007 and he doesn't even know to disguise the url.

by edydantes November 12, 2010

toftt

To allow the team to pleasure themselves at your expense. Usually a homosexual encounter. Many men would enjoy themselves due to the sacrifice of one man.

It was some poor Bubba's turn to Take One for the TeaM (TOFTT), so each player took turns with him in the locker room, starting with the offense and then the defense.

by bigdog0311 September 28, 2011

Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

TOFTB

Took one for the boys.

TOFTB is the same as TOFTT (take/took one for the team).

by blankless August 26, 2009