bum toffee

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

tiffleableur

to be shanked by a welsh man.

Im going to tiffleableur u!

by walesforlife June 27, 2008

toffel

Swedish word for being whipped.

Patrick is to toffel for his own good.

Björn thinks that he is'n a toffel, but everyone knows that Hanna is foppa toffeling his ass.

Benjy is a toffel, Annie has him whipped like Indiana Jones.

Bobaa is a toffel-god

by Foppatoffel February 29, 2008

Toffee dodger

A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.

That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!

by Tonan4life October 5, 2011

Bumhole Toffee

The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!

Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."

by nanaki13 June 26, 2009

toffer

Victorian lower-class slang for "a superior whore".

Well aren't you a muliebrious lil toffer.

by Kal-38 April 14, 2009

melted toffee sundae

The sabotaged version of the perfect dessert of a 5ft3 female with brown hair and brown eyes.

Man...that bastard gave me a melted toffee sundae!

by PartyBoyChris May 27, 2009