torture me

Torture me to death for my own good, is a sarcastic remark about doing something unpleasant for a future gain.

Oh gaaawd, here comes the weight trainer to torture me to death for my own good!

by I, Wreckerrr March 30, 2021

National Cock and Ball Torture Day

January 15th, use this day wisely. Just use cock and ball torture on anyone you see, in moderation of course. Or use it for yourself, get into the spirit!

John: Hey Jimmy, you know when National Cock and Ball Torture Day is?
Jimmy: January 15th, bro
John: Oh shit that’s today!
*Jimmy runs away

by memevegtal December 19, 2019

Toebuttin

The act of sticking your big toe in the ass of someone you care for.

I get a slight chubby when my girlfriend gets a pedicure, because i know that I am going to get some toebuttin action.

by gigiti March 25, 2010

toenut

a toenut is a supporter of z*e laverne, z*e laverne is a very bad person and has done some gross things and should be in jail, but we are not talking about z*e today were talking about her toxic supporters who tell people to kill themselves and that there not worth it but say that THERE GETTING "BULLIED" so at the end of the day what do we know? we know that toenuts are not worth it :)

hey do you know who z*e lavernes supporters are?\

yeah toenuts!

by beansareyummy November 10, 2020

tortured genius

You are smart. Brilliant in fact. And while it's a blessing, it's also a curse. Your head is filled with everything - grand ideas, insufferable worries, and a good deal of angst.

You're uniquely brilliant - and completely misunderstood.
Not like you really want anyone to understand you anyway. You're pretty happy being an island.

Shakespeare, Van Gough , Michaelangelo and Mozart have varying degress of genius.

Rock stars, poets, painters and artists are current pop culture tortured geniuses. The genius of geniuses managed to keep the wolf from the door.

by john2 September 20, 2009

Toetastic

A word describing something that is equal to or exceeding the quality of a toe

It would be so Toetastic if you could cut your toenails before the event starts

by Tooooeeeereater July 20, 2023

torture

school=torture

i get tortured 5 times a week for 6 hours

by dank memer lololololololololol June 14, 2020