toddlers breakfast

The result of a particularly messy sexual endevour

I smashed your mum last night, by the time I'd finished she resembled a toddlers breakfast

by TheFerretsWheels July 24, 2016

Toddlewash

Sexual attraction to watching bathing children

That guy isn’t just a paedo he like to toddlewash

by Smonk February 10, 2020

Toddlerism

A word or sentence, said by a toddler or small child, that is either mispronounced or outlandishly incorrect.
Examples include: elevator=alligator, stegosaurus=stickysaurus, tornado=tomato, periodic table=pee on the table, and star wars=saw horse.

My son said a hilarious toddlerism yesterday. He called a concrete mixer a commie! mixer

by YummyTerror8259 August 22, 2023

toddlers

Annoying ass little kids!

Ay yo your toddlers are being annoying asf

by anonymous February 2, 2021

Toddleritis

A disease of the mind that often inflicts one when they spend a lot of time with a toddler.

I’ve been taking care of a toddler by myself all week. I have extreme Toddleritis.

by gingerinstripes July 23, 2022

toddlerussy

A hopefully a cartoon baby pussy

Hey bro guess I saw this amazing Loil comic bro and the Loil toddlerussy was soooo cute

by Non-pedo June 21, 2023

Toddlerescent

A pre-teen who doesn't know how to talk. They walk around fully self-absorbed.

My daughter is a Toddlerescent.

by vocnavdirector January 25, 2025