Titanism

The religion for those who believe they are superior to all others. Members worship the Gods of power and greed, Titan and Moist, through consumption of whiskey and cigars and daily prayer.

Dr. Jinjie: "In the name of Titanism, should we gather for whiskey and cigars tonight?
Mr. Roy: "indeed, I believe so"

by PkTheArsonist June 23, 2021

Titanic

A huge ship that once floated, but doesn't anymore.

Do you remember the Titanic?

Oh, that ship that doesn't float anymore?

Yeah.

by Anonimoe January 20, 2009

Titan

That awkward moment when you realize your friend is actually titan from megamind

Spencer: hey guys
lil alphy: holy shit it’s titan from megamind
Spencer: What the fuck

by JumboJuice69420 October 6, 2019

Titan

Deities of Greek Mythology; feminine, Titaness. The offspring of Uranus and Gaia, the sky and earth. Others are also labeled as Titans. They were beings of great power, but were eventually overthrown by the gods. Among them were Prometheus who provided humans with fire and medicine, Atlas, who held the heavens aloft on his shoulders, and Cronus and Rhea, the parents of many of the Olympian gods, including Zeus.

The Titans ruled the cosmos before the Olympians.

by ssage March 12, 2013

Titanical

When something looks like a good idea but it's actually a terrible idea.

Person 1: Hey, you know what would be a halarious prank?

Person 2: What?

Person 1:Replacing all the water in those childrens' water pistols with sulphuric acid.

Person 2:Aw yeah do it!

*after, in jail*

Person 2: Well, that idea was Titanical.

by Doubt is trout November 13, 2016

Titanic

A girl who goes down on the first time out.

"Last night was great!"

"What'd you do?"

"I went out with Mary."

"Oh? The Titanic? Nice!"

*high fives*

by McFatty May 4, 2005

The Titanic

A sexual position where you penetrate your partner from the rear (as in the famous scene from the film “titanic”) in front of the refrigerator, you precede to open the freezer and grab a full ice tray, you then smack your partner in the face with the ice tray, while yelling “Iceberg right ahead” in your best British accent.

d00d, I was with this kinky girl last night, so I gave her the titanic!

by BoliverClothesOff October 22, 2006