tattered windsock

To render one's anus or vagina in a graphical state of distress, as a result of a particularly violent bowel movement or penetrative intercourse.
The description comes from the similar appearance to the ripped edges of a windsock (an item of metrological equipment used to establish wind speed/direction) as used at airports/flying schools, etc., which have become tattered as a result of excessive weather conditions.

"God, that curry last night was awesome - my arse puckered starrusty sheriff's badgechocolate tea towel holder this morning was like a tattered windsock"

"He was hung like a horse; my twat vadgegrowleryeti's welly looked like a tattered windsock afterwards"

by Chris Dwyer June 11, 2006

Tetra Titted Tosser

'Tetra' mathematically means four. 'Titted' obviously means nipples, and 'tosser' in British slang normally refers to jerk.

Simply 'tetra titted tosser' means four nippled jerk.

'You tetra titted tosser.'

by Directioner Dictionary July 3, 2012

mad tite

Really cool. Can be used either sarcastically or honestly.

Yo that Eclipse looks mad tite!!!

by pro-five-oh July 22, 2008

titted

When you're skiing deep powder and get so pitted that it's blowing up to your tits.

We got so titted today on the mountain, I got so many face shots.

by the_jamin_rock February 24, 2017

Tittercated

Tittercated is a term used for when females with large breasts suffocate other people with their tits during hugs, or at any other given time.

Kyle: Dude, I was just tittercated by Sarah, and I kinda liked it a lot.
Thomas: Lucky! I wanna be tittercated by her!

by The Most AwesomePersonEver October 10, 2010

tatter bug

A bad ass black redneck

That's a tatter bug right there with a dip in on that tractor

by Themadripper July 13, 2016

Tittertime

Being inappropriately early for any occasion.

The party started at 7:00 but I arrived on Tittertime at 6:55 surprising the behind-schedule hosts.

by Lizziechef June 5, 2015