Taberfuck 

When something goes extremely wrong. A combination of both Canadian official languages (English and French) with the two best curse words Canadians can use (Tabernac and Fuck). It can be used to describe a regrettable situation, a person, or when the opposing hockey team scores.

a) "Taberfuck!" cursed Sully after being shot down at the club again OR "What a taberfucked night!"
b) "He's such a taberfuck" bemoaned the manager at his employee's incompetence.
c) "Taberfuck! The Leafs scored!"
d) "Answer the taberfucking phone!" Geoff yelled

Taberfuck by Whiskeyjack August 20, 2010

titfuckassboner 

A word (not words) exclaimed when you are in an angry group of people to add your anger into the situation. The expression may also be used to proclaim joy in some situations. Often times the group becomes awkwardly silent or bursts into laughter upon hearing this remark.

(Jeff's teacher assigns assload of homework)
Robbie: Shit!
Brandon: Damnit!
James: THIS IS BULLSHIT
Randy: What the hell!?
Todd: AHH! Fuck me!
Jeff: TITFUCKASSBONER!!
Class: ...(silence)

titfuckassboner by Yobungus1337 January 12, 2011

Swaying Titfuck 

A variation of titfuck where a man lays down with his legs spread out, holding his cock up with his hand flat on his pelvis, letting the busty woman come on top of him on all fours with her knees between his legs, having her tits hang down with the length of his cock in between them, leaving about an inch of space between her nipples and his hand that is holding his cock up. As this happens, the women sways her tits from left to right, coincidently making his dick move left to right with them, rubbing the sides of it, without letting them hit it or slide off of it.

Man: "My girlfriend gave me a Swaying Titfuck last night! It was amazing!"

Swaying Titfuck by ROFLcycle June 7, 2013

Titfuck 

A sex act of outercourse in which a man places his penis between the breast cleveage of a women. The woman raps her breast cleveage arounds his penis and moves her breast up and down until the man cum in pleasure. Warning this sex act can produce a pearl necklace. This sex act is done inplace of intercourse. This sex act can be preformed in the following positions. 1. The woman lays on her back and the man climbs on the woman's chest and places his penis between her breast cleveage and the woman raps her breast cleveage around his penis. 2. The man lays on his back and the woman is on her knees and takes his penis into her breast cleveage and raps her breast cleveage around his penis. Warning cum can hit the woman in the eye in position No. 2

This sex act is also known by the following names Titfuck,Tittyfuck,Titwank,Tittywank,Udderfuck,Jugfuck,Juggfuck.

Titfuck by terryjonesxp September 19, 2012

jesus tittyfucking christ 

A term of extreme surprise that should be used sparingly, lest its impact lessen.

Did you see that really surprising thing? look over there..

Jesus tittyfucking christ! I wouldn't have seen that had you not pointed it out, thank you kind sir

jesus tittyfucking christ by Bo bvo bo bo bo bob b November 9, 2007

tittyfuck

when a man sticks his dick between my big 38D tits. :)

I want Jeff to tittyfuck my huge tits. :)

tittyfuck by Stacy May 13, 2005

Tinkerfuck 

Changing the minute details of an already proven process, thus creating a new, fucked up process

"Why does Andy continue to try to change our proven processes?"
"Because he loves to tinkerfuck everything until it doesn't work anymore. "

Tinkerfuck by Kosher Bacon July 17, 2015