tinfoil hat

1. A hat made from kitchen aluminum foil or other pliable metallic substance, with the supposed purpose of shielding the wearer's brain from mind control/surveillance by various supernatural or conspirital organizations.

2. Pertaining to various supernatural or conspirital phenomena.

Mike is still talking about space aliens? He must have left his tinfoil hat at home.

by 1Spectre4U August 12, 2003

tinfoil fedora

The headgear of choice for the modern Republican.

"Hugo Chavez used Antifa to steal all the ballots and replace them with ballots installing China as Emperor so the communist Satanist pedophiles would force us all to wear hijabs beginning as face masks after changing our sexes forcefully"
"Take off the tinfoil fedora"

by Queen Buttrix January 2, 2021

tinfoil hat brigade

A nickname for the mentally deranged members of the US State Department and the National Security Council who were all attempting to execute the smooth quid pro quo for Putin’s Bitch himself.

All of these superstars like Pompeo, Barr, Volker...and even the littler wise guys like Giuliani and his thugs...they are all part of the tinfoil hat brigade and will go down in history as such!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 5, 2019

shitting in tinfoil

Someone who is "shitting in tinfoil" is a person who's ship has come in. This person could be described as above the fray, or beyond reproach if you will.

- Look at Bobby's new Ford F150 4x4 Platinum over there. He's shitting in tinfoil.

by eyesoftheworld March 5, 2020

tinfinityls

Pronunciation (tin.fin.it.als)

Adverb

tinfinityls (comparative more: tinfinityls, superlative: most tinfinityls)

1. A great number.
2. A large amount.
3. Beyond number.

Who can guess at the tinfinityls of space?

by UserAura April 19, 2011

Tinfoil Plague

n. - A deadly disease that ravaged much of Europe and the western world in the Medieval Ages, and can still be found to this day. Tinfoil Plague (or the Tin Death, as it is sometimes called) was once thought to be spread by the bite of conspiracy theorists, but as we now know it is actually transmitted by the head lice they carry.

Symptoms of the Tin Death include large, silvery-metallic blisters that break into open sores, uncontrollable babbling and shaking, vomiting, coughing, high fever, sudden devotion to conspiracy theories, and explosive diarrhea. Symptoms generally begin within a few days of being bitten by one of the lice from a conspiracy theorist's head. More robust victims can often withstand a few weeks before deteriorating into full-blown conspiracy theorists, but others succumb to the Tin Death much quicker.

Treatment of the Tinfoil Plague requires anticonspiriotics, usually Soutercilin. Even with Soutercilin, intense therapy is needed to bring a victim back into touch with reality. Survivors of the Tin Death are still at high risk of developing malignant tinfoil tumors.

If you think you may have symptoms of Tinfoil Plague, contact your doctor immediately.

Protect yourself from the Tinfoil Plague: Avoid all conspiracy theorists and the infectious head lice they carry.

by Save Our Souters May 25, 2006

Tinfoil hat

Accusation constantly used by brainwashed, government-trusting, sheeple against critical thinkers & anyone who questions the status quo.

Guy: If you look up the history of the Federal Reserve & how it was made, you'd see how corrupt the institution is & why we need another central bank.

Redneck: Yer just another tinfoil hat wearin faggot!

Guy: I think we need to kick the Rothschild bankers out of our country

Redneck: Tinfoil hat! Anti Semite!

"the government is corrupt"
"tinfoil hat! tinfoil hat!"

by DarthVegetaX November 14, 2015