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tinderless

everybody around you has disappeared off to Tinder while you stick to your old, romantic belief that good things happen differently.
"i am tinderless. i want to be with you"
by Krkič August 25, 2019
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turd tenderizer

Chrithtopher, you are thuch a turd tenderizer!
by sbo March 17, 2011
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tenderize

To immerse the subject person in continuous patterns of sincere, intense and highly concentrated physical and emotional affection.

"Tenderized Love" represents the climactic state of amorousness that results between the subject and the "acting party" after prolonged episodes of tenderizing.
Raffi: I'm going to tenderize you so good - it won't be weird I promise...

Jim: Love me tender love me sweet!
by Haleb June 25, 2008
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meat tenderizer

A ugly girl who causes a dudes dick to go soft.
Aye yo, she a real meat tenderizer.
- I know right
by Ronald G January 2, 2006
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Tindering

Using Tinder.

Looking for a match (date).
"I was tindering during class because the lecture was boring."
by Alekschkadua May 1, 2014
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Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.
Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"
by liquorbox June 6, 2015
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Tenderitis

Lack of temperment in handling rough or hot objects.
"Youch! Will you grab that pan for me? I have tenderitis."
by Animonger June 3, 2020
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