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Timon

Has an abnormally long dong
Damn, he has a Timon dong
by Pumba1410 October 24, 2019
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timbo in the face

to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket.
remember the time timbo went to eat three packs of cookies while sleeping with your neighbors daughters friends goldfish followed by smoking three cartons of Marlboro cigarettes and smoking four blunt two through the mouth and one through each nostril. Then pre-heat the oven to 350 degrees and make a pepperoni pizza hot pocket in the face!

that was so timbo in the face!!
by Timbo until tomorrow November 16, 2009
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Timon

Timon is a really loving boyfriend

He's a really good bestfriend

He's so smart, loving, caring, funny, but sometimes also really mean and cold hearted.

He is really cold hearted to the people he loves, when he has a depressing phase in live.

HE's really poetic, writes songs(which are really good btw.) he doesn't always know how to express his feelings, that is why he writes songs.
He is really really handsome...

Well actually everything about him is perfect even though he hurts people sometimes..
He acts like he doesn't know you after hebreaks up with you.
Hey Timon, have you apologised to her and tried to sort things out?

Hey where's Timon? It's not funny here without him.
by AmyyyyJ October 20, 2019
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Taimoor

The phrase 'sexiest man alive' is created to define Taimoor, it was realised that no other term was quite as unequivocally correct.

Taimoor is believed to be the most perfect specimen to ever walked on planet earth. Some considered him to be vain, but I would be too if I looked like Jesus sliding down the rainbow to get to a magical pot of sexiness.

Legend says that he is a sex god from the planet Sexurus.

If someone say they wouldn't bang Taimoor (regardless of their sexuality) then they are probably lying.
Taimoor is the desire of all women who lives solely for hedonistic pleasure only.
He truly is an Undeniable Sex God.
Emma: Holy fucking shit, who was that guy
Isabella: He looked like a man out of legend, so sexy it's unreal, he is Taimoor.
Emma: TAIMOOR, how can we be so sure.
Isabella: It is said that looking at Taimoor can send you into multiple orgasm.
by Truth teller 123 December 16, 2013
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Timbotanix

Timbotanix is an amazing, extremely funny, very talented person
Wow Look at that guy! he is such a Timbotanix!
by big likker October 25, 2020
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Timon

Every guy that's called Timon is intelligent, friendly, good looking and the best colleague you could wish yourself. You should rapidly go and search for someone who is called Timon.
Damn bro why can't you be like Timon.
What would Timon do in this situation.
I need someone like Timon in my life.
by ?!&@ January 3, 2017
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yön timo

Yön timo (in English: Timo of the Night) is a Finnish slang term used to describe dark-skinned people (negroes). Perhaps the term "yön timo" came from the Finnish comedy crew "Kummeli" which used it in 1998 (or maybe 1999) in their sketches. Later it was popularized by "Vares - Yksityisetsivä", a movie released in 2004.
We saw a yön timo in a dark park (in Finnish: näimme yön timon pimeässä puistossa).
by jiikoo June 2, 2007
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