img-timeline

On forums such as Something Awful, a picture that tells a user that something is old news. Even mentioning the file name gets the point across.

Poster 1: Hey guys, here's a link to this cool YouTube video!

Poster 2: img-timeline

by He of One Letter December 27, 2009

Timeline Jock

A facebook user who checks your timeline for posts frequently, but never comments on your posts, likes your posts or contacts you.

Wait you know about every post on my facebook page but you never comment on my posts, like my posts or contact me? Are you secretly jocking me? Are you a Timeline Jock?

by Outstandin February 6, 2012

decency timeline

The amount of time knowing or dating someone after which it is considered "decent" or appropriate to do certain things with said person.

Kissing someone on a first date would be considered within the decency timeline, where as banging someone on the first date may, by some, not be.

by Anonymous August 4, 2003

timmeh?

When the timmy character on the show south park is questioning something, he says timmeh? because the only word he can say is timmy.

Jimmy: Hey t-t-t-tim wanna s-s-s-suck it?

Timmy: timmeh?
Jimmy: Yeah. R-r-r-r-right now.
Timmy: TIMMEH? TIMMEH TIMMEH TIMMEH timmeh? t-timmeh

by asssburgers December 27, 2009

Timmeh

Derived from South Park, it can be used as a nickname for somebody called Tim, or something written by Myra and Nose all over TerrorBird's windows. It can also be used as an insult for somebody a bit stupid.

"Alright, Timmeh?"
"Myra, why's Timmeh written all over my windows?"
"You're such a Timmeh!"

by Ya mama June 12, 2003

Timelord

A type of alien from the planet gallifrey. When injured badly they can regenerate, but regenerating causes them to change face and body. They look like humans. They have two hearts. They can live forever. They have a maximum of 12 regenerations. They can only be killed if you fight them while they are regenerating. Timelords are now almost extinct. There is only one Timelord left. His name is The Doctor. They are very intellegent and are usually seen travelling around in a TARDIS (time and relative dimensions in space)

Person 1: That person has two hearts did you know that
Person 2: Hey, is that a TARDIS they just stepped out of?
Person 1: Yes, i think it is
Person 2: They must be a Timelord

by Kitinelli September 1, 2013

timmeshum

on pitch name for 'twisted carl' a big name hard house dj and part of the infamous duo 'twisted carl and tegg'. the term became popular in the late 90's when football video gaming became more advanced and kids wanted to make their own 'dream teams'. these would very often include the man of the time, twisted carl, but due to copy write law the various software houses were unable to make an official release. the voice over used in the games will typically say the word 'timmeshum' which is internationally recognised within the ball game as an alias for the infamous 'twisted carl'.

Craig: Fancy a game of Pro Evolution Soccer?

Jim: Only if I can have Timmeshum

by Gavin Roberts January 18, 2008