Triangle Timeout Syndrome

A disorder that occurs in those who are unable to choose between two people of the opposite sex to date in fear of hurting the one they did not choose. As a result, the person will wait until the opportunity passes on both potential dates and remain single.

Drinker: Man I like both girls and they both like me, but I don't know who to ask out. I don't want to hurt the feelings of either one so I'm not going to bother with it and just stay as an acquaintance.

Bartender: Dude, you got triangle timeout syndrome.

by Konkakonka April 1, 2011

lol timeout

A timeout that one takes to browse for humorous videos/images/jokes.

Preferably during work or school hours.

I just took an lol timeout during that crazy project.

I took an lol timeout during that boring ass lecture.

by gdubc February 4, 2010

Chinese Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, the guy then uses his thumbs to pull the girls eyes laterally to make asian eyes.

The bitch wouldn't shut up so I gave her the chinese timeout!

by IWATCUECIW November 19, 2012

Mexican Timeout

After cumming on the girls face, you cover her ugly cum covered face with a sombrero.

I always keep a sombrero nearby in case I need to give her the mexican timeout.

by IWATCUECIW November 18, 2012

diabetic timeout

a terrible excuse, used by diabetics, when they are losing an argument or being ignored.

Erick: "Diabetic timeout! Diabetic timeout! listen to this story!"
Everyone else: "STFU Erick!"

by waffleznsyrp July 1, 2012

Kentucky Timeout

(n) - a brief (but potentially elongated) period of time spent in the restroom after a large meal and/or alcohol when one is physically confused, nauseated, or lethargic as to whether one needs to vomit or defecate. ... or both ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Stephanie wasn't sure if it was the Poncho Villa Brian brought or the six pounds of Buffalo Wild Wings Kelly brought, but she was sure of one thing: Stephanie needed to take a Kentucky Timeout.

by T3P1D March 29, 2015

titty timeout

Expressing that a female needs to put their tits away.

You better put them shits in titty timeout.

by CallMeBoinky March 29, 2017