Timber 

A very beautiful girl who's out going and is very caring . She is a great girlfriend but it takes time for her to open up and actually let you in . She may seem like a player but she's very loyal and kind hearted .

Guy 1: woah you date timber?!

Guy 2: yeah she's amazing

Guy 1: your so lucky bro don't let her go

Timber by Bigbooty110 November 6, 2015

timber 

A prank where a tennis ball can is filled with piss and placed leaning against the front door of someone's house. The standard ding-dong-ditch is then employed, covering the persons foyer with piss when the door is opened.

DING DONG TIMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

timber by yosdk August 9, 2005

timber 

slang abbreviation for rolling tobacco such as Golden Virginia or Cutters choice.
Used particularly when referring to the tobacco used in rolling a joint.

"bud, do you have some timber for my joint?"

Jack went to the shop to buy some gin, papers, filters and 50g of timber

timber by ermatty January 9, 2009

timber 

Slang term used for the drug marijuana.

Called my dude an he said he has some killer timber 4 sale.

I got a bag of some killer timber last nite an got stoned off my ass.

timber by Eckstahsee December 18, 2003

timber 

Homosexual.

Justin Timberlake is sooo timber!

timber by Word up October 15, 2003

Timber 

When you lay in the 69 position with the person on top. You then grow a tree shit from your arse and shout timber and drop it in to said participant at the bottoms face

That poor girl last night she got the timber.

Timber by Donzil March 27, 2020

timber 

stage nickname of super-star prodcer timbaland

timbaland can spank any other producer, except Dre, becuase even he can't step to the Westside

timber by boom boom b August 22, 2004