Telmah

The most beautiful girl that has a bit of an attitude, tough, smart, hott, nice, helpful, cute, sexy, has envy,greed,pride,lust,gluttony,avarice,likes cute boys, andohas an awesome sense of style! :D

Telmah!

by GUMDR0P September 10, 2009

Tila Tequeefa

Tila Tequeefa

|tee-la| |ta-kwee-fa|

-proper name
1. A portmanteau word built from the words queef and Tila Tequila; an alternate name used to describe a Vietnamese whore and other alien life forms.

I saw Tila Tequeefa on tv the other day, she was shamefully plugging her new album during a non-related interview. In her music video she looks like a freaking half naked alien.

by ±0 October 24, 2010

Tila Tequila

A horrible singer, who got famous for spamming the net with naked and half naked pics

I'll just go to Tila Tequila's page with my sound muted!

by Wilson1 February 16, 2008

Tila Tequila

So-called "internet celebrity" who's famous for having a very frequently visited MySpace profile, and has a face comparable to a pumpkin.

:O Halloween's coming up, better put Tila Tequila in my MySpace top 8!

by Another Helen C December 3, 2006

tila tequila

A talentless dumb midget with fake tits and a giant fucking head whose 15 minutes of MySpace fame expired in 2006. She'll be stripping in Vegas by '08...

Yo, MTV gave that orange dwarf with the fetal alcohol syndrome eyes her own show?

Who?

Tila Tequila, yo!

What the fuck?? Wait, wasn't that dumb hooker "famous" for about 12 seconds last year just for having a bunch of douche bags friends on MySpace?

Something like that bro...I guess MTV ran out of souless rich blond bitches to film.

Word.

by Jay D. October 28, 2007

Tiemar

Someone who decieves by hiding their true face and color. Often uses filters and photoshop to hide face marks and dots.

Don't be such a tiemar..

by wedi Eri February 18, 2019

Tila Tequila

An asian bisexual slut, who has tons of friends on myspace, that are obsessed with her too much. She is mostly famous for her Myspace page, or her show "A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila", where she shows the world how horny she is. She also sings, but she isnt famous for that at all because she really sucks at it, and all her songs are either about stripping or how she wants to fuck people.

Tila Tequila is the best slut in the world, but the worst singer.

by CookingDevice January 5, 2008