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Twatching

Twatching — the act of experiencing an ongoing television show or event via live twitter monitoring, while avoiding the actual show or event.

People often engage in twatching when viewing a televised event — an award show, a debate, a congressional hearing, a sporting event or breaking news, for example — is too boring, irritating, upsetting or excruciating to watch live, so they choose, instead, to experience it in real time by following the hashtags and live tweeting of others.

Some people swear that twatching is often a better experience than watching.
“No, I’m not going to watch the Academy Awards, because when they’re not boring me with their cheesy numbers, they’re pissing me off with their criminally idiotic Oscar choices. But I’ll be twatching every minute, from the red carpet on.”
by jacandy December 19, 2019
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twat thatch

a womans pubic hair also known as a gorilla salad
come on love show us your twat thatch
by hugh jass September 23, 2003
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Margaret Thatcher

Margaret Thatcher is a fat bitch who is a disgrace to the UK and Ireland. It’s a shame she didn’t die 87 years ago. THE WICKED BITCH IS DEAD.🇮🇪
“Margaret Thatcher is an old bitch” if anyone says different I will car bomb your Honda Civic
by Butler🇮🇪 February 2, 2021
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Margaret Thatcher

by Skriddo March 24, 2022
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thatching [thatch]

thatched roof n : a house roof made with a plant material (as straw)
thatch n.
Plant stalks or foliage, such as reeds or palm fronds, used for roofing.
Something, such as a thick growth of hair on the head, that resembles thatch.
Dead turf, as on a lawn.
thatched, (To cover with thatch) thatching, thatches thatcher n. 
Middle English thacche, alteration (influenced by thecchen, thacchen, to thatch, from Old English theccan, to cover.  thaec, thatch), or thak from Old English thæc (Still sometimes used in the U.K. midlands as ‘thaker’ to describe a thatcher) the word is common to many Teutonic languages in the sense of " roof," " cover "; cf. Du. dak, Ger. dach; from Du. dekken comes " deck"; the Indo-European root is stag, whence Gr. ffreyos, roof, Lat. tegere, to cover; the French equivalent to thatch is chaume - couverture en chaume literally cover in stubble.
Thatch
The material employed for roofs in the place of tiles, slates or shingles it consists of many different plant materials readily available in the part of the world suitable material is available, of which usually several layers are required, typically in the U.K. to the depth of from 12 to 14 in from www.thatch.org
by Leo Wood February 21, 2004
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Thatched

When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out
Kimbo: dude what happened to you last night

Guy got thatched: man i totally thatched it last night
by Dawgy1010 June 18, 2017
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Twatch

Noun: A female Twitch player that only gets views due to their gender. Makes up for lack of personality with cleavage, makes up for a lack of gaming skill with twerking.
Did you see the live steam spotlight Overwatch has out, it's always some twatch streamer.
by White Goodmen February 4, 2018
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