Thurston

A person who is sensational at most things they do. Also a term to describe someone who has a ton of close friends (of opposite sex) but remains single.

Hey Jenny, who is that guy dating?
No one.
But how come he is always with so many girls? Is he gay?
No, he's a thurston.

by soccer.kid November 7, 2011

thursty thursday

A great day of the week to show your liver who's boss, and the perfect day to build your tolerance for the upcomming weekend binge.

A Dude, you going to get fuckerd up tonight?
B Does a monkey throw shit?

A That's right. It's.....
B It's thursty thursday you fucking twat!

by J Clark November 26, 2006

thurty

a blowjob basically, giving head or dome.

dude, i was gettin a thurty last night, soooo sweet

by hella fun May 14, 2008

thurph

a fart but very very loud and the person tries 2 hide the fact that they did it

dude 1 :thurph
dude 2 : did u just fart
dude 1 :huh ... NO corse i didnt !!!!

by Taymar + nicola February 10, 2007

Thurston burstin

When a thurston fucks a baddie with a fatteie so good she squirts all a gallon on water all over him

He gave me that nice fuck I had to give him a thurston burstin

by Yoguy February 8, 2018

Thurston Waffles

The famous shrimp lord that is famous for going MRAAAAAAA from not getting a walk.
The legend passed away on Sept. 7th, 2022.

1: hehe Thurston Waffles go MRAAAAAAA
2: what the fuck

by Waiting for Who Asked September 20, 2022

Thurp

A response to an intended insult; a backfire; something else to say when one has nothing left to say, an expression of dismay or awe.

Person #1: If you got any more stupid, you'd have to be watered twice a week.
Person #2: Thurp.

by Scott Palmer July 15, 2006