thump

Main Entry: 1thump
Pronunciation: 'th&mp
Function: verb

transitive senses

1 : to strike or beat with one's penis so as to cause a dull 'slapping' sound; said act is usually performed on an individual's forehead, cheeks, lips, or chin after oral gratification

- thump·er noun

1) After receiving the best head EVER from my lady-friend, I thanked her by repeatedly thumping her on her chin and lips.

2) My wife doesn't like alarm clocks so every morning, I awaken her with a gentle thump to the forehead, which wakes her up with a smile on her face and results in me falling back to sleep with a smile on mine.

by Soupek January 24, 2005

thump

(police) the physical force necessary to take a combative person into custody

"We had to thump that guy after he tried to spit on me." (transfer of bodily fluids is a felony FYI)

by MB Mart--z February 5, 2003

Thumped

To be extremely drunk.

Man, I was thumped last night!

by Nasmon Arollo May 15, 2006

Thump

A euphemism for masturbation.

Step 1: Lose 30 pounds
Step 2: Get ripped
Step 3: Thump all day

by Christian Kustard February 23, 2011

thumps

A game wherein two gentlemen with erect penises alternate taking turns "thumping" (aka flicking) each other's erection until one goes flaccid.

"Dude, I just got my ass handed to me in thumps during third period."

by Schwright March 8, 2008

thump

(verb) 1. When you kill someone with the 1960 M79 "Thumper" you say you thump them. (Makes it so it sounds dirty)
2. Can probably replace with fuck so its not too much volgarity

1st Defintion- I thumped two people and got a UAV. (pass tense)
I'm thumping everyone bading. (present)
Next round, I will thump everyone and win. (Future)
2nd Defintion- I thumped your mom last night. (not trying to affend just making the point)

by MrPerson55555 June 13, 2010

thumped

The act of having sex with a very large penis, Having had the thumper soundly applied to the female (or male) of the species

He thumped her in the butt

by Estaben Reyes July 24, 2008